TERMS
Last updated 17 October 2026.
$35 a tee, $38 for 2XL and up. Shipping is $5.95 flat under $75 and free over $75. 30-day returns on unworn tees.
Contact: deadweightdaddy@gmail.com. Site: deadweightdaddy.com. Store: store.deadweightdaddy.com.
THE BASICS
By using the site or placing an order you agree to these terms. Drop 001 tees are printed to order in the US on premium heavyweight blanks.
ORDERS AND PRICING
- Prices are shown at checkout in USD. Drop 001 is $35 for S-XL and $38 for 2XL and up.
- Shipping is $5.95 flat on orders under $75 and free at $75 and up.
- We may refuse or cancel an order that looks fraudulent, that we cannot fulfill, or that was priced in error.
PRINTING AND SHIPPING
- Allow about 2-5 business days to print, then about 3-5 business days in transit on US ground.
- You get a tracking link by email when it ships.
- Drop 001 ships in the US only.
- Wrong address? Email deadweightdaddy@gmail.com within 12 hours of ordering and we will try to catch it before it prints.
RETURNS
- 30 days from delivery for unworn, unwashed tees with no deodorant, odor, or pet hair.
- Email deadweightdaddy@gmail.com with your order number to start a return. The same rules are on help.
- Refunds go back to the original payment method within about 5-7 business days after we receive the tee. Original shipping is not refunded. Return shipping is on you unless we shipped the wrong item or a defective one.
- Exchanges: we reprint the new size once the return is on its way. Size up or down once at no extra charge besides shipping.
- Worn or washed tees cannot be returned. Each one is printed to order.
- Wrong, defective, or misprinted tee: send a photo within 30 days and we reprint it. You keep the bad one.
IP AND CONDUCT
The art, the logos, and the site copy are ours. Do not scrape the site, resell the designs as your own, or abuse the site. We may cut off access for abuse.
LIABILITY
To the fullest extent allowed by law, Deadweight Daddy and Mulvenna Sales & Consulting are not liable for indirect or consequential damages. Our total liability for an order is limited to what you paid for that order. Some states do not allow certain limits. Those limits may not apply to you.
GOVERNING LAW
Florida, USA, without conflict-of-law rules. Email deadweightdaddy@gmail.com first. We will try to sort it out before any claim.
We may update these terms. The version on the site when you check out controls that order.